Sports Quotes Pt. 1

And for my fanatical sports fans… Here is Part 1, come back tomorrow for the conclusion.

Football is like life — it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority. – Vince Lombardi

Champions keep playing until they get it right. – Billy Jean King

I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people’s accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man’s failures. – Earl Warren

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail. – Roy Keane

It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. – Muhammad Ali

Golf is a good walk spoiled. – Mark Twain

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. – Bob Hope

The English are not very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity. – George Bernard Shaw

I am a winner. I just didn’t win today. – Greg Norman

I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok. – Shaquille O’Neal

More Quotes

These lean a little more, okay a lot more, to the homosexual side. Not all specifiy such, but can be interpreted that way. They will eventually find their way to the Quotes page… meanwhile, enjoy.

As long as society is anti-gay, then it will seem like being gay is anti-social. – Joseph Francis

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. – Woody Allen

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

For a long time I thought I wanted to be a nun. Then I realized that what I really wanted to be was a lesbian. – Mabel Maney

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another. – William Shakespeare

Homosexuality is god’s way of insuring that the truly gifted aren’t burdened with children. – Sam Austin

I don’t mind straight people as long as they act gay in public. – T-shirt (worn by Dennis Rodman)

I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming. – Homer Simpson

I’d rather be black than gay because when you’re black you don’t have to tell your mother. – Charles Pierce

If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in queer to work: “Hello. Can’t work today, still queer.” – Robin Tyler

If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel would have been wallpapered. – Robin Tyler

If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from? - Author Unknown

Is life not a hundred times too short for us to stifle ourselves. -
Friedrich Nietzsche

Isn’t it a violation of the Georgia sodomy law for the Supreme Court to have its head up its ass? – Letter to Playboy magazine, February 1987