Word for Oct. 4, 2007

Designated Drunk… I’m not even going to bother with the full-out “dic vers”

These are not different definitions, these are the steps, performed to the very end.

1st:
Responsible partiers choose a Designated Driver to drive during a night of debauchery.

2nd: 
The Designated Drunk is chosen by the Driver.

3rd: 
The Designated Drunk assumes responsibility for all drink offers given to the Driver.

4th: 
The Designated Drunk takes all offers of toasts, shots, and drinking competitions in place of the Driver.

(I have ACTUALLY been this person for the night. OMG!)

Chicken

As you guys know, I live in Asia. Well, in my time here, I have eaten some VERY interesting things.

It’s generally my practice to never, ever ask the ingredients… In fact, if someone is explaining a dish, I politely hold up my hand & explain that it is not necessary… erm, I don’t cook. Yeah, that’s it, I don’t cook.

This is pretty much my worst nightmare: